🌍 Areas That Want To Kill You (And How To Kill Them Back)

🏭 Factory/Power Plant - AKA "Why Is Everything Electric?"

What You'll Find:

• Steel-types plotting world domination
• Electric-types with anger management issues
• That one Magnemite that just won't... stop... following you

Survival Strategy:

1. Bring Ground-types (duh!)
2. Stock up on healing items
3. Question your life choices
4. Profit?

🌋 Volcano - The "This Is Fine" Biome

Notable Features:

• Fire. Lots of fire.
• More fire.
• Did I mention fire?

Pro Tip: Don't bring your precious Grass-types here unless you're secretly a pyromaniac!

🏖️ Beach/Sea - The "Water You Doing Here?" Zone

What To Expect:

Morning: Peaceful waves Afternoon: WATER EVERYWHERE Evening: Tentacool. So. Many. Tentacool. Night: Why are you still here?

🎯 The Secret Areas (That Actually Exist, I Promise!)

🚀 Space Biome - Zero Gravity, Zero Sanity

How To Get There:

1. Find a Map (pray to RNGesus)
2. Navigate to Laboratory (50% chance, pray harder)
3. Sacrifice your firstborn to RNGesus
4. Maybe get the Space option

What You'll Find There:

• Deoxys having an identity crisis
• Clefairy dance parties
• Your hopes and dreams floating away

🧚‍♀️ Fairy Cave - Where Dragons Go To Cry

Requirements:

• A Map
• Lucky dice rolls
• A written apology to all Dragon-type trainers

🗺️ Area Navigation For Dummies (Like Me!)

The "Please Don't Die" Checklist:

1. Check your team composition:

   • All Fire-types? Avoid water!
   • All Water-types? Avoid electricity!
   • All Grass-types? Avoid... everything?

2. Consider the spawns:

   • Legendary hunting? →Space/Wasteland
   • Shiny hunting? →Anywhere (but pray harder)
   • EXP grinding? →Town (it's honest work)

🎮 Advanced Area Strategies (That I Learned The Hard Way)

The Biome Matcher™:

Your Team | Best Area | Worst Area ----------------|-------------------|------------- Fire-types | Volcano | Lake (duh) Water-types | Sea | Power Plant Grass-types | Grassy Field | Existence Dragon-types | Dragon's Den | Fairy Cave

🤔 FAQ (Frequently Area'd Questions)

Q: How do I get to the Laboratory? A: That's the neat part - you don't! (Unless RNGesus loves you)

Q: Why do I keep spawning in water areas with my Charizard? A: The game has a sense of humor. And by humor, I mean sadism.

Q: Does Space biome really exist? A: Yes! I have photographic evidence! (But my Rotom Phone ate it)

🎯 Quick Tips For The Directionally Challenged

1. ALWAYS check area connections
2. NEVER enter Volcano without Fire resistance
3. ALWAYS have an escape plan
4. REMEMBER swimming in lava is generally discouraged

Remember, explorers: Even the greatest PokéRogue players started by getting lost in Town... for three hours... while looking at the map. We've all been there! Now get out there and conquer these areas!

P.S. If anyone asks how you found the Dragon's Den, just wink mysteriously. They'll think you're cool instead of lucky! 😉

P.P.S. No Grass-types were harmed in the making of this guide. They were already dead from... everything.