Tired of finding out about events after they're over? Sick of watching your friends flex their event-exclusive shinies? After monitoring every PokéRogue event (and definitely not having a life), I present the ULTIMATE event guide that'll make sure you never miss another bonus again! PLUS: The secret event preparation checklist that top players use!

🌟 Shiny Events: The Rainbow Factory

When RNGesus Loves You:

Normal Shiny Rates: 1/2048 During Events: WAY BETTER! Your Luck: Actually exists! Duration: ~1 week of pure joy

🔥 PRO TIP: Stack shiny charms during events for BROKEN odds! Your friends will think you're hacking (and they might be right)!

🎮 How To Never Miss An Event Again

The "Always Prepared" Checklist:

1. Clear Browser Cache

   • CTRL + F5 is your best friend
   • Do it before every session
   • No, seriously, DO IT

2. Event Schedule Tracking:

   • Check announcements daily
   • Join Discord server
   • Set those phone reminders!

🧠 Event Preparation Strategies

The "Be Ready For Anything" Kit:

Before Event:

• Stack resources
• Clear schedule
• Warn family/friends
• Stock up on energy drinks

During Event:

• Grind efficiently
• Sleep is optional
• Question life choices

🎯 Event-Specific Pro Strats

Shiny Event Maximization:

1. Stack Four Shiny Charms
2. Use Double Battle Lures
3. Hunt in Optimal Biomes
4. Watch the rainbows appear

Holiday Event Tips:

Step 1: Clear cache Step 2: Update game Step 3: No social life Step 4: PROFIT

⚡ The Secret "Always Be Ready" Tech

Event Preparation Checklist:

1. Resources Ready

   • Save vouchers
   • Stack items
   • Prepare excuse for missing work

2. Game Updates

   • Clear cache regularly
   • Check version numbers
   • Actually read announcements

🤔 FAQ (Frequently Amazed Questions)

Q: Do events affect eggs? A: Usually no! (Unless specifically mentioned)

Q: How long do events last? A: About a week (or until your sleep schedule dies)

Q: Will there be more events? A: Does a Psyduck have a headache?

🎮 Mode-Specific Event Strategies

Classic Mode During Events:

Step 1: Start new run Step 2: Exploit event bonuses Step 3: Crush gym leaders Step 4: Flex on friends

Endless Mode Event Mastery:

Waves 1-50: Stack bonuses Waves 51+: Abuse event mechanics Your social life: What social life?

🎯 Quick Tips For Event Success

1. ALWAYS clear cache before events
2. NEVER skip announcement reads
3. ALWAYS stack relevant items
4. REMEMBER events are temporary (unlike your regrets)

📅 Event Calendar (The "Touch Grass" Schedule)

Typical Event Timeline:

Shiny Events: Every few months Holiday Events: Major holidays Your Free Time: Nonexistent

Remember, event hunters: Even the greatest PokéRogue players started by missing events entirely. We've all been there! Now get out there and make those limited-time bonuses count!

P.S. If anyone asks how you're always prepared for events, just say "lucky timing." Works every time! 😉

P.P.S. No actual social lives were harmed in the making of this guide. (They were already gone)