🌟 The "Why Is This Legal" Dream Team

Core Members (15 Point Build):

1. Shell Smash Cloyster (5 points)

   • Role: Shield breaker/Sweeper
   • Ability: Skill Link
   • Passive: Storm Drain (because overkill is underrated)

2. Speed Boost Blaziken (5 points)

   • Role: Setup sweeper
   • Key moves: Protect, Close Combat
   • Gets faster each turn until the game crashes

3. Regenerator Toxapex (5 points)

   • Role: Immortal wall
   • Strategy: Never die, ever
   • Your opponent's therapist will thank you

💪 Budget Builds That Actually Work

The "I'm Not Rich" Squad (10 points):

Gyarados (4) - Dragon Dance go brrr Staraptor (3) - Early game carry Roserade (3) - Special tank/sweeper

🧬 The Forbidden Fusion Strategies

The "Please Don't Report Me" Combo:

1. Primary: Huge Power Azumarill

   • Keeps: Attack stat, Nature
   • Contributes: Water STAB

2. Secondary: Speed Boost Blaziken

   • Adds: Fire typing
   • Contributes: Speed Boost ability
   • Result: Call your lawyer

🎯 Mode-Specific Dream Teams

Classic Mode Destroyers:

Early Game:

• Guts Rattata (trust me)
• Huge Power Azumarill
• Intimidate Gyarados

Late Game:

• Shell Smash Cloyster
• Speed Boost Blaziken
• Multiscale Dragonite

Endless Mode Immortals:

Wave 1-1000:

• Regenerator Toxapex
• Magic Guard Clefable
• Storm Drain Gastrodon

Wave 1000+:

• Just quit now
• Seriously
• It's not worth it

🎮 Team Building 101: The Sacred Rules

The "Git Gud" Checklist:

1. Type Coverage

   • Water/Fire/Ground core
   • Dragon for late game
   • Ice coverage or die trying

2. Role Distribution

   • 1 setup sweeper
   • 1 wall/tank
   • 1 revenge killer
   • 3 reasons to question your life choices

🔥 Secret Tech That'll Get Nerfed

The "I Have No Friends" Strategy:

1. Lead with setup sweeper
2. Stack boosts
3. Win game
4. Pretend you're skilled

The "This Is Actually Broken" Setup:

Turn 1: Shell Smash Turn 2: Sweep Turn 3: Apologize to opponent Turn 4: Repeat until banned

🤔 FAQ (Frequently Anxious Questions)

Q: Will these teams get nerfed? A: Probably before you finish reading this.

Q: Is this team too toxic? A: Is water wet?

Q: Should I feel bad using these? A: Guilt is for the weak!

⚡ Quick Tips For The Team Building Challenged

1. ALWAYS have recovery moves
2. NEVER skip setup moves
3. ALWAYS pack coverage
4. REMEMBER therapy is cheaper than a new device

Remember, future champions: Even the greatest PokéRogue players started with full Bug-type teams. We've all been there! Now get out there and make some questionably ethical team choices!

P.S. If anyone asks where you got these team comps, you "came up with them yourself." I was never here! 😉

P.P.S. No keyboards were harmed in the testing of these teams. (The same cannot be said for my opponents' will to live)