🔬 Fusion 101: Playing God for Fun and Profit

Hey there, future Dr. Frankenstein! Tired of using boring, regular Pokémon like some kind of normal trainer? Let's learn how to create monsters that would make Mewtwo file a complaint with HR!

The DNA Splicer: Your New Best Friend

First things first - you'll need a DNA Splicer. Think of it as nature's CTRL+C, CTRL+V!

🧪 The Fusion Formula: Primary Pokémon (The Lucky One) Keeps:

• Level (because age before beauty)
• IVs (genetics are fun!)
• Nature (therapy is expensive)
• First Type (identity crisis avoided)
• Passive (the real MVP)

Sacrifice Pokémon (The Poor Soul) Contributes:

• Second Type (or only type if you're boring)
• Ability (their last gift to the world)
• Tera Type (if both are feeling sparkly)

🏆 God-Tier Fusion Combinations (That'll Probably Get Nerfed)

1. The "Why Is This Legal" Build

• Primary: Intimidate Gyarados
• Sacrifice: Speed Boost Blaziken Result: A speed-stacking water dragon that makes opponents forfeit IRL

2. The "Someone Call PETA" Setup

• Primary: Shell Smash Cloyster
• Sacrifice: Huge Power Azumarill Congratulations, you've just created a war crime!

3. The "Please Don't Ban Me" Special

• Primary: Wonder Guard Shedinja
• Sacrifice: Sturdy Snorlax Some people just want to watch the world burn...

🎯 Pro Fusion Strategies That'll Make You Feel Dirty

The Holy Trinity of Fusion

1. Complementary Types

   • Water/Fire for maximum confusion
   • Ghost/Normal to break physics
   • Dragon/Fairy because why not traumatize Lance?

2. Ability Synergy

   • Speed Boost + Huge Power = "Hello, 911?"
   • Drought + Chlorophyll = Time to photosynthesis!
   • Magic Guard + Toxic Orb = ???

3. Moveset Mayhem

   • Both Pokémon's moves combine!
   • Use Memory Mushroom for pre-evolution moves
   • Mix physical and special for maximum chaos

⚠️ Fusion Warnings (Learn From My Mistakes!)

1. The Point of No Return

   • You can unsplice anytime BUT...
   • The sacrifice Pokémon goes to the shadow realm
   • No, trading it to your alt account first doesn't work (I tried)

2. The Candy Conundrum

   • Only the primary Pokémon gets candy love
   • Friendship splits between both (like my parents' attention)
   • Choose your primary wisely!

🎮 Advanced Fusion Tech (Used by the 0.1%)

The Double Fusion Technique

1. Fuse your first combo
2. Level it up to learn key moves
3. Unsplice (RIP sacrifice)
4. Fuse AGAIN with a new sacrifice
5. Profit while questioning your life choices

🔥 PRO TIP: Want to make veterans rage quit? Fuse a Ditto with anything. Trust me, it's hilarious! (Until they patch it...)

📋 FAQ (Fusionally Asked Questions)

Q: Can I fuse already fused Pokémon? A: Calm down, Satan! (But also yes, if they're unspliced first)

Q: Will my fusion evolve? A: Yes! And it's as beautiful as it is terrifying.

Q: Is there a fusion tier list? A: Yes, but by the time you read this, it's probably been nerfed.

Remember, trainers: With great fusion power comes great responsibility... to create the most broken combinations possible! Now get out there and make some monsters!

P.S. If anyone asks where you learned these combos, you "figured them out yourself." We were never here. 😉