🥚 The Egg-ceptional Basics (Sorry Not Sorry)

Egg Tiers (From "Meh" to "OMG"):

Common: 10 waves (peasant tier) Rare: 25 waves (getting spicy!) Epic: 50 waves (now we're talking!) Legendary: 100 waves (flex material) Manaphy: 50 waves (blue egg supremacy)

🔥 PRO TIP: Don't have time for 100 waves? Just die faster! (This message brought to you by my therapist)

🎲 Gacha Machines: Choose Your Addiction

The Holy Trinity of Money Spending:

1. Move UP! Gacha

   • For move collectors
   • For tryhards
   • For people who hate themselves

2. Legendary UP! Gacha

   • Double legendary rates!
   • New target daily!
   • Empty wallet guaranteed!

3. Shiny UP! Gacha

   • 1/64 shiny rate (compared to normal 1/128)
   • Perfect for flexing
   • RIP social life

🎯 The Sacred Voucher Guide

Voucher Types (From Broke to Woke):

• Regular Egg Voucher (1 egg, for peasants)
• Egg Voucher Plus (5 eggs, now we're talking)
• Egg Voucher Premium (10 eggs + guaranteed Rare!)
• Egg Voucher Gold (25 eggs + guaranteed Epic!)

⚠️ WARNING: Side effects may include: empty wallet, obsessive hatching disorder, and explaining to your friends why you're still playing at 3 AM

🧬 The Forbidden "Pity System" Techniques

How to Game the System:

For Rare Eggs: 9 hatches without one = Forced Rare For Epic Eggs: 59 hatches without one = Forced Epic For Legendary: 412 hatches without one = Time to touch grass

🧠 GALAXY BRAIN STRAT: Save your hatches for when you're close to pity! Unless you're impatient like me...

🎮 Advanced Egg Farming Techniques

The "No Life" Method:

1. Complete Classic Mode (for Egg Voucher Gold)
2. Farm Elite Four (for Plus vouchers)
3. Question life choices
4. Repeat until shiny

The "Speed Run" Strategy:

1. Focus on 10-wave runs
2. Hatch commons quickly
3. Build pity systematically
4. Pretend you meant to get that Rattata

💎 Hidden Ability Hunting

The Numbers Mason, What Do They Mean?:

• Regular Rate: 1/192
• Bought Eggs: 1/8
• Your Chances: LOL

🔥 PRO TIP: Buy eggs for specific Pokémon using candy. Yes, it's expensive. No, your wallet won't recover.

🤔 FAQ (Frequently Addicted Questions)

Q: How many eggs is too many eggs? A: The limit does not exist! (My therapist disagrees)

Q: Should I save for Premium vouchers? A: Does a Psyduck have a headache?

Q: Will I ever get that shiny legendary? A: Yes! (Results may vary, void where prohibited)

🎯 Quick Tips For The Egg-sessively Challenged

1. ALWAYS check pity counters
2. NEVER skip daily runs (free Premium voucher!)
3. ALWAYS use Move UP! for rare moves
4. REMEMBER sleep is for the weak

Remember, future egg lords: Even the greatest hatchers started by accidentally releasing their first shiny. We've all been there! Now get out there and make some questionably responsible gacha decisions!

P.S. If anyone asks why you have 99 eggs in your inventory, just say "research purposes." Works every time! 😉

P.P.S. No real money was harmed in the making of this guide. (The same cannot be said for my sleep schedule)