🎮 Endless Mode: Where Time Goes to Die

First time in Endless Mode? Grab your energy drinks and kiss your social life goodbye! Here's what you're signing up for:

The "Basic" Stuff (That'll Still Kill You)

• Biome changes every 5 waves (surprise!)
• Boss fights every 50 waves (hello darkness my old friend)
• 15 starter cost limit (time to be toxic!)
• Your party swaps when biomes change (because why not?)

🔥 PRO TIP: Don't get attached to your stat boosts - they disappear faster than my will to live during wave 4999!

🏃‍♂️ The Early Game (Waves 1-500): Baby Steps

The "Don't Die" Starter Pack:

1. Choose Your Starters Wisely:

   • Recovery moves are your BFFs
   • Status moves are actually good here
   • That Mewtwo looks tempting, but can it survive 5000 waves?

2. Priority Items:

   • Experience Charms (duh!)
   • Recovery Items (double duh!)
   • DNA Splicers (time to play god!)

🎯 The Mid Game (Waves 501-2500): Getting Spicy!

Token Management (AKA "The Fun Begins")

Every 50 Waves You Get:

• Damage Tokens (pewpewpew!)
• Recovery Tokens (stay alive!)
• Special Tokens (broken stuff!)

⚠️ WARNING: Don't blow all your tokens early! You'll need them when things get "interesting" around wave 3000...

🌟 The Late Game (Waves 2501+): Welcome to Hell

Boss Types You'll Meet (And Cry About):

• Regular Bosses (cute!)
• Paradox Bosses (less cute!)
• Eternatus (OH COME ON!)

🧠 GALAXY BRAIN STRAT: Save your Master Balls for Paradox bosses. Yes, ALL of them!

🎲 Advanced Strategies That'll Make Veterans Jealous

1. The "Immortal Build"

• Recovery moves on EVERYTHING
• Stack healing items
• Pray to RNGesus
• Question your life choices

2. The Token Stack Technique

1. Save tokens until wave 1000
2. Stack similar effects
3. Become literally unkillable
4. Watch speedrunners rage quit

3. The DNA Fusion Meta

Primary: Something Bulky Secondary: Something Broken Result: Chef's Kiss

🏆 How to Actually Reach Wave 5850 (No, Really!)

The "Please Help Me" Checklist:

1. Build Your Team:

   • Mixed attackers
   • Recovery options
   • Status move coverage
   • A therapist on speed dial

2. Manage Resources:

   • Save Master Balls
   • Stack recovery items
   • Hoard DNA Splicers
   • Keep your sanity (optional)

3. Boss Strategy:

   • Break shields strategically
   • Save strong moves for last shield
   • Don't rage quit on wave 5849

🤔 FAQ (Frequently Agonized Questions)

Q: What happens at wave 5850? A: The game congratulates you and deletes your save! (No, I'm not kidding!)

Q: Is this mode even possible? A: Yes! Several players have done it! (They're all in therapy now)

Q: Should I attempt this? A: Do you hate yourself? (If yes, proceed!)

🎮 Quick Tips for the Desperate

1. ALWAYS have recovery moves
2. NEVER skip boss rewards
3. ALWAYS keep backup strategies
4. REMEMBER it's just a game (keep telling yourself that)

Remember, endurance runners: Even the greatest Endless Mode players started by dying on wave 2. We've all been there! Now get out there and make some questionable life decisions!

P.S. If anyone asks why you're attempting wave 5850, just smile mysteriously. They'll assume you're crazy, and they'd be right! 😉

P.P.S. The author of this guide has reached wave 5850 exactly zero times, but my therapist says I'm making progress!