🌟 S-Tier: The "Please Nerf This" Squad

The Unholy Trinity:

1. Belly Drum Azumarill

   • Huge Power + setup = goodbye world
   • Water/Fairy typing = coverage heaven
   • Passive: Regenerator (because it wasn't broken enough)

2. Speed Boost Blaziken

   • Gets faster every turn
   • Hits like a truck
   • Can sweep entire Elite Four teams

3. Shell Smash Cloyster

   • Skill Link ability = multi-hit mayhem
   • One setup = game over
   • Why is this legal?

🔥 PRO TIP: Combine these with DNA Splicing and watch your friends unfriend you IRL!

💪 A-Tier: The "Still Broken" Club

The "Perfectly Balanced" Squad:

Dragonite (Multiscale) - Tank hits, hit back harder Tyranitar (Sand Stream) - Weather control + bulk Volcarona (Flame Body) - Setup sweeper supreme

🎯 B-Tier: The "Actually Fair" Gang

Solid Choices That Won't Get You Canceled:

1. Gengar

   • Ghost/Poison coverage
   • Strong special attacks
   • Dies if someone sneezes nearby

2. Garchomp

   • Ground/Dragon = great typing
   • Fast and strong
   • Ice moves exist though

⚔️ Mode-Specific Rankings

Classic Mode Gods:

S+: Azumarill (early game destroyer) S: Blaziken (gym leader nightmare) A: Dragonite (late game carry)

Endless Mode Monsters:

S+: Cloyster (shield break specialist) S: Volcarona (sustainable sweeper) A: Tyranitar (sand team core)

🧠 Secret Tier List Tech

The DNA Splice Meta:

1. The "Why Is This Allowed" Combo:

   • Primary: Huge Power Azumarill
   • Secondary: Speed Boost Blaziken
   • Result: Call your lawyer

2. The "Please Don't Patch This" Setup:

   • Primary: Shell Smash Cloyster
   • Secondary: Magic Guard Clefable
   • Result: Actually illegal in 47 countries

🎮 Building Your Broken Team

The "Git Gud" Template:

1. Pick one S-tier sweeper
2. Add one A-tier wall
3. Fill with support
4. Question your moral choices

🤔 FAQ (Frequently Anxious Questions)

Q: Is this tier list official? A: No, but it's based on pure pain and suffering!

Q: Will these Pokémon get nerfed? A: If there's justice in the world, yes.

Q: Should I feel bad using these? A: Guilt is for the weak!

⚡ Quick Tips For The Meta Slaves

1. ALWAYS have one S-tier sweeper
2. NEVER ignore type coverage
3. ALWAYS prepare for mirrors
4. REMEMBER tier lists aren't everything

Remember, future champions: Even the greatest PokéRogue players started by using Rattata. We've all been there! Now get out there and abuse these broken strategies!

P.S. If anyone asks where you learned these combinations, you "figured them out yourself." I was never here! 😉

P.P.S. This tier list expires the moment they release the next patch. Use your broken strategies while you can!